Santa Claus Is Fucking a Deer
(to the tune of Santa Clus is Coming To Town)

You better not faint

You better not gape

Better not pout

I’m telling you why

Santa Claus is fucking a deer

He’s making it out

With all his reindeers in the Pole;

Gonna find out Who’s horny and who’s not

Santa Claus is fucking a deer

He sees you when you’re limpy

He knows when you’re erect

He knows if you’ve been bad and horny

So be horny for fuck’s sake!

O! You better not faint!

You better not gape

Better not pout

I’m telling you why

Santa Claus is fucking a deer

Santa Claus is fucking a deer
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(From the back of the “Web Stage”, we see Eva grinning like hell as she sang from her copy of “Bestial Christmas Carols” hymn book.)

Eva: (singing off-key) Santa Claus is fucking….a Deer!!!!

Voice from a far: There she is!!!! Blasphemer!!!!

Voice # 2: Death to the Herectic!!!

Eva: (looking nervous) Uh, oh.

(Eva makes a run for it. Followed by an angry mob of religious people and animal rights fanatics, all carrying torches and pitchforks.)

Eva’s voice: Come on, you guys. Its Christmas!!! The Season of forgiveness and all that shit!!! Can’t you people take a little joke!!! Aaaaaaiiiiiieeee!!!!

The MOB of Doom: Burn the Witch!!! Kill her!!!

The End?

or Have A Bestial Christmas and a Fucking New Year!!!